Tuesday, October 08, 2019

Wouldn’t you agree daddy?

When I grow up, I want to be a candidate in as many elections as possible, in order to use social media creatively, including threats, and solicit donations from millions at a zero-marginal cost. 
It seems such a great business, wouldn’t you agree daddy? 

When I grow up, I’m thinking of entering the polarization business. Being as extreme as possible and using social media at a zero marginal to solicit donations from those I can convince I’m their best chance. 
It seems such a great business, wouldn’t you agree daddy? 

When I grow up, I’m thinking of becoming a redistribution profiteer. Offering to tax the wealthy the most, could create great opportunities for me, whether with the wealthy or with the poor, or perhaps with both
It seems such a great business, wouldn’t you agree daddy?

When I grow up, I’m thinking of becoming a great vote fisher. I mean one of those anglers who, as a fishing bait, offers to make other, by force, pay for their generous promises.
It seems such a great business, wouldn’t you agree daddy?

Daddy, when I grow up, I’m thinking of becoming a bank regulator or supervisor. It seems such a safe job.
Have you seen what has happened to those jobs since the global financial crisis? It sure looks as the more you fail the more jobs there are.

Absolutely son, these are so much better businesses than plastics.

PS. I just remembered... becoming a price regulator is a great option too.

PS. Daddy, when I grow up, I feel I should be a public voiceful admirer of any great “wealthy and powerful transformational leader”. Is that not a great business?

PS. Daddy, when I grow up, should I not aspire to become an artificial intelligence regulator. That sure sounds like the cherry on top of the icing on a cake.