Tourist Mementos

Just taking flight to Porlamar triggers reflections. Flying over Cubagua, what a good place!... to set up the mother of all "Surviving" episodes, placing 10,000 ultra pro and 10,000 ultra against Chavistas and letting them, unarmed, negotiate an islet project.

I landed at the Porlamar International Airport and speculated on the impact that a photo would have for Joe W. from Texas, a fan of adventure tourism, where “Er Arcarde” [the local mayor] gave him, for his personal use, a latest model Cavim bulletproof vest.

At the airport I confirm that the “duty free” type stores, which in the whole world mean high prices, are camouflaged and do not stand out in a “duty free” area and I remember having proposed to tax “L'Aisla” with very high taxes, to then encourage tax evasion tourism, thus reclaiming its venerable smuggling tradition. For Hans from Hamburg, there should be no antelope head that can compete with a tax evasion certificate issued by the Chamber of Commerce.

And following the same vein, imagine the shy and obedient Lisa from Birmingham, taking a photo “negotiating with the authorities”, with that fat traffic guy who always stopped me at the intersection of Rómulo Gallegos and Los Ruices.

Hans and Helga, the environmentalists from Amsterdam, will remember their protests in front of the power plants that burn oil, because of the geniuses who prefer to cross the Gran Sabana with a power line, to sell our hydroelectricity to Brazil, cheaper than the one we bought to Colombia.

Frank from Boston will be able to visit the Miss Venezuela museum, that should be built; and Moníque from Cannes, could rebuild her ego in Playa El Agua, noting that there are still those who are not indifferent to her uncovered parts.

Finally, and as a great departure gift, everyone will find in their hotel, bound in leather, a copy of the Official Gazette of July 15, 1998, which contains Instruction No. 1 for the Public Servant, which among others, in Article 19 forces the use of “You”, prohibiting familiarities, such as “my love”.

Some time ago I read the label of a soft drink, which proudly proclaimed “Guaranteed 100% artificial” and learned about the importance of mental attitude. Frankly, Margarita is too much of an Island to follow the same route as the others in the Caribbean, where, even on the souvenir flannels we can read, “Different Island...same shit....”

http://alborotandoturismo.blogspot.com/2001/08/momentos-turisticos.html

Not much added value to the value added tax on Margarita Island

If there is anything that has to do with economics that has been proven with absolute clarity over the last few decades is the unsurpassable capacity of the Venezuelan State to misspend its resources. 

In this sense, an recipe for getting ourselves out of this inherited economic disaster that begins with the transfer of additional resources to the government is utterly incomprehensible to me, and I am a fierce enemy of all new taxation, even more so when we are talking about the Value Added Tax (IVA) that does not provide even the slightest redistribution of income.

However, in the case of the Island of Margarita, I refuse to spend much of my energy in protesting the recently decreed VAT. My reasons? As the say in local argot, what’s one more stripe for a tiger?

In Venezuela today, tourism is the only sector that promises the potential of creating so many externally competitive and productive jobs. The Dominican Republic’s income from tourism during last year was in the neighborhood of US$ 2.5 billion. There is no question that today we should be rallying the entire country around a National Plan for Tourism, centered principally in Margarita.

But no! In September of last year, instead of investing in a submarine cable to Margarita from the mainland so as to be able to supply the island with cheap energy (a public service of utmost importance to tourism), the latter divested in tourism when it blithely sent the US$ 60 million obtained from the privatization of its power company to the National Treasury. Margarita’s hotels often spend more for power than they do in covering its payroll.

A real plan to promote tourism on the island would focus everyone on finding solutions for getting water to the island’s population and hotels cheaply and securely. This could, for example, be done either by installing a new pipeline under the sea from the mainland financed by multilateral entities or by offering to supply free or cheap gas which would permit the fueling of desalination plants that would not be ruinously expensive. Today, all we see are plans to install gas lines so as to be able to sell gas to the island at international prices.

Anyone that had a real interest in promoting tourism on Margarita would not allow the Bolivar to overvalue to the point that the only tourism promoted is the international tourism of Venezuelans.

Anyone that had a real interest in promoting tourism on Margarita would have offered fuel at marginal cost to all international flights that come from more that 1,000 kilometers away, that carry 100 tourists that will stay for over one week. In Europe, for every 100 units paid for gasoline by the consumer, only 10 goes to the producer of the same. I am sure that each barrel “given as a gift to tourism” would be economically more beneficial to the country than its direct sale.

More investment in Margarita would create more jobs. Instead, mediocre advisors recommend the application of the VAT for Margarita in the name of anti-national national solidarity and based on minor issues that only promote equality downwards. Even some representatives of the private sector applaud the application of another tax.

But all is not lost. On this marvelous island, where the ingenuity and genes of its native and assimilated population are put to work full time to confront all this adversity with spunk and elan, new promotional strategies are being designed and produced on a daily basis.

We are all aware of the fiscal pressures imposed on the European tourist at home. A new attraction is now being developed in Margarita; a new variant of adventure tourism called Fiscal Tourism.

Today, thanks to the VAT, Margarita can offer the European Tourist the tropical and liberating experience of being able to participate in tax evasion. Very soon, merchants on Margarita will offer Evasion Receipts, which will most surely be souvenirs, competing directly with any of the dried and lacquered fish sold at any souvenir shop in the Caribbean. 

Local groups are studying the possibility of raffling a citation by the SENIAT among every 5,000 tourists. It must be exciting for any German from Stuttgart to be able to frame and hang this citation from the tax authorities. This is much better than trophies such as the head of an African antelope no matter how wide its horns may be.

For Heaven’s sake, let us create some added value on the island before we think of taxing it!

http://ourcaribbean.blogspot.com/1999/05/not-much-added-value-to-tax-on.html